You And Me And The Bottle Makes Three Tonight(Season 6, Episode 17)

Julian is already expressing his love to Brooke, which freaks her out but good. She locks herself in the bathroom.

Mouth comes home to unexpectedly find Millicent picking up the rest of her things. They have a brief, and very painful conversation. Millicent is leaving for New York for good(or so she claims.)

Peyton is once again beset by crippling abdominal pains. It's not good news: she's informed by the doctor that giving birth could kill her, or she could live while the baby dies. Peyton and Lucas argue when he brings up the dreaded  word(abortion.)He wants to save Peyton's life: she calls him is a dick putting a guilt trip on her. The whole thing is made worse by the fact that Lucas already has the nursery fully prepared.

Peyton assures Lucas he has Nathan, Brooke and the whole town to help him raise the baby if she were to die. I don't like this! Go back to the crazy plots, One Tree Hill.

Millie had laser eye surgery. No more glasses. Bummer. Mouth fully admits to his wrong doing, even going so far as to show Millie his $300 phone bill with all the text messages he got from Gigi. He does his best to convince her not to go by listing all her loveable quirks. But Millie knows that sometimes love just ain't enough. So, she leaves.

Haley and Nathan have been married for 7 years! There's finally some happiness in this depressing episode. Look how cute they are opening fortune cookies and reading the lame vague messages. OH, WAIT...Haley takes all the air of the happy occasion by revealing she got fired. Now she's thinking of moving to Charleston with Jamie to be closer to Nathan's team. The couple go on a tour of a prospective home.

Nathan suggests Haley go back on tour, because that worked out so well for them last time(sarcasm.)As for Jamie: home schooling! It would work. Haley just reads one book on the subject, and becomes an expert.

Julian won't leave, because he wants to know what Brooke's reticence is all about. Is it possible she's still afraid of getting her heart broken so many times, by Lucas, her mother, Felix, and that one teacher whose name I can't recall right now? Yes it is! Anyway Julian offers a compromise: he'll forget he told Brooke he loved her if they can just keep on "having fun." He compares his words to a deleted scene from a movie. He talks a good game, but when Brooke leaves the room, you see his true feelings: the poor guy's heart is broken! Boo.

Debra and Dan play nice while babysitting Jamie. Debra wants her ex husband gone the second Jamie is in bed, but she still can't help reliving the past. You know the whole Keith situation. Dan reminds Debra she poisoned him, which he claims is the reason he murdered Keith.

Debra  is glad Dan will croak soon, because that means there is justice in the world. Then Jamie appears, as if on cue, holding Dan's flashing beeper! He's gonna be okay after all!

Julian pretends to get a phone call from the production company and splits. He brushes off Brooke's  offer of fun times later on. He seems to be an utterly broken man. Next episode: Julian is an utterly broken man.