Hate is Safer Than Love(Season 5, Episode 17)

It's time for Baby Angie's surgery. Look at Brooke, she's so afraid. She's making the crying face again.

Nathan trains to get back into shape for a return to basketball. Cape wearing Jamie rides his scooter and motivates hid dear old dad. They're kind of like Rocky Balboa and Mickey.

Dan is second on the donor list due to his blood type and height. He is given a pager by the doctor which will alert him when his heart's current owner expires. The current owner is a pastor! Good grief. A little too on the nose.

Mia is back from wherever it was she went. On tour , maybe? She has sold 100,000 copies of her album, and is probably too rich to hang out with peons like Peyton and Haley. Just kidding. She loves them for making her a success. Anyway, she makes a commercial to encourage young people to vote.

Nathan walks in on Debra exposing herself to a webcam. She met someone on the internet, and is now..doing this.Has she no shame? Nathan is so distracted he misses Jamie leaving the house...

Jamie has discovered the card he mad for Dan in the trash. Haley threw it away instead of mailing it. She drives by just in time to pick him up. Haley tells the truth about the card, rather than lie about it. That's something.

Millicent calls Peyton saying that Haley got depressed and went up on the roof of the clothing store(former cafe.) But Haley's not going to jump, she just wants to throw water balloons over the edge onto the sidewalk. It makes her feel better. Peyton  hurls one just as walks buy Dan after he buys a newspaper. Hey! He has a bad heart. Stop, laughing, Haley.

Lucas gets a call from Lindsay: she's seeing someone else now. He goes ballistic on the court during the game and gets ejected after yelling at the referee. The coach of the other team instructs a player to attack Quentin's broken wrist. The referee doesn't call it a foul. Therefore, angry Lucas.

Lucas goes to drinking. A Lot. Mouth has recorded footage of the tirade for his report, but he lies and tells his boss he missed it to protect his friend. Peyton scrapes Lucas off the bar with a comically oversized spatula and takes him home. She doesn't actually dot that. But it would be have been funny if she did.

Baby Angie's surgery is a success. I guess that means she'll be leaving soon. Debra goes to meet her internet "friend" and discovers that it's...Skillz. They are both surprised, but then start going at it. What is that I don't even....

Mia belts out the song "Hallelujah," as Peyton pines over Lucas. He wakes up momentarily from his stupor and tells her he hates her for ruining his life.