Near Wild Heaven(Season 2, Episode 3)

Keith, now running things at the dealership, hires Lucas to help him out. His first task: getting Dan to sign papers. Sounds easy right? Not so fast. Dan tells Lucas to put the papers in the lock box...the very same lock box where he's been keeping all those photos and clippings of young Lucas. The manipulation begins.

The dudes want a bachelor party for Nathan, while the girls want a bridal shower for Haley. The new goofball version of Tim wants strippers, because he's a walking cliche. But first, the dudes get a keg of beer! A pair of lady cops witness the underage shenanigans and get involved. Tim thinks the cops are the strippers and gets arrested. As Tim is being loaded into the cop car, a party bus drives by with Haley hanging out of the sunroof. Nathan and Lucas are shocked, shocked I say!

Speaking of Haley, the girls take her to get stripper lessons. Haley is so plastered she slides right off the pole and wipes out on the floor. When it's time to pay,  Brooke's credit cards are all declined, so she and Peyton have to work off the tab by washing dishes. I didn't know this show was a sitcom!

Tim's stripper finally shows up, but it's just Nathan alone. She wants to sleep with him, but this as is a new and improved Nathan, so he does the right thing. Yay.

Lucas gives his new job to Nathan because Nathan is a freaking teenage newlywed, and that pretzel shop thing alone won't cut it. Lucas begins helping Dan out with physical therapy. This will end in tragedy.