Thursday, June 12, 2014

Getaway

GETAWAY(AKA CHASE SCENE: THE MOVIE!)

Former race car driver Brent Magna(!) played by Ethan Hawke, comes home to find that his wife has been kidnapped. A mysterious caller tells him to go to a parking garage, where he finds a Shelby GT500 Mustang. It's armored and equipped with many cameras that watch his every move. Bart Magma must use this car to perform various jobs or his wife will be killed.

Barry Magnet is soon joined by The Kid(SELENA GOMEZ! )The Kid is street smart, sassy, and says "asshole" a lot. The Mustang belongs to her, and she attempts to retrieve it by carjacking Burt Mongoose. It doesn't work out, and she finds herself hostage to all the shenanigans!(She's also an expert hacker, which allows her to manipulate the video feeds of all those cameras).

Bark Manflex and The Kid spend the majority of the film evading the cops.Wait, evade isn't the right word, since most of the cops end up smashed to pieces inside their vehicles.  You see, the  mystery man on the phone(Jon Voight)needs Burn Magnesium to cause mayhem as a distraction so he can pull off a robbery.

Without giving away the ending, I'll just say that Mustang gets pretty well demolished. And the whole film takes place in Bulgaria, on Christmas for some reason.

IS THIS THE END OF BARB MANIFOLD?


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