Unopened Letters To The World(Season 2, Episode 15)

The students set with rapt attention of footage from a time capsule that was buried in 1955. Whitey tells the class that they got to record their own messages, to be unearthed in another 50 years. We see these throughout the episode. The characters talk right to the audience! Most of the stuff is just plot points we know already, but still:

Anna reveals to her parents that she's bisexual. She starts to become paranoid that this will be revealed before 2055 somehow, so she beseeches Mouth to help her. Mouth and Anna break into the school and he uses his computer mojo to change her message. He's such a pushover. Also, they watch everybody else's messages. Damn.

Lucas reveals to us that he is living with Dan in order to find Dan's Achilles Heel, so the people he loves may be set free. Very poetic. I don't like his odds, though.

Nathan demonstrates his displeasure of Haley by painting his walls pink(she hates pink) and hanging a watercolor of a clown(she's creeped out by clowns. But who isn't, seriously?) DISCLAIMER: HALEY DOES NOT APPEAR IN THIS EPISODE.

Karen must go through mediation to try to force Lucas back with her. Dan plays the guy like a drum, which causes Karen to have an outburst. Needless to say she fails. Andy has a plan, however: he's using his considerable wealth to dig up dirt on Dan.

 Lucas attempts to stop Nathan from driving dunk, which results in the both of them going to jail again. Lucas calls his mommy, but Karen refuses to bail him out because she's pissed at him for living with Dan.

Oh, That Brooke!  Felix throws Brooke a party after her election win. She seems uncomfortable and out of place, which is new for her. Goody two shoes Erica Marsh, however is getting drunk and flirting with all the dudes in the place. Oh, I get it. They've switched places! It's one of those comedic role reversal" things.

Adventures Of Keith: Only one scene with Keith this time: He's bought a house, and hopes to spend the rest of his days with Jules there.

Whitey watches the old footage again. It's him as a teenager! He can't bear to hear his younger self talk about his sweet departed wife, so he cries, dammit!

Seriously though. No Haley. What's that all about?