I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me(Season 3, Episode 19)

The Ravens wear black jerseys patched with Keith's initials in their latest game. Lucas sees an empty spot in the bleachers(where Keith and his mother would no doubt be sitting if things had gone better)and can't go on. Nathan and the rest of the team refuse to play as well, and Whitey calls a forfeit. Whitey is not angry about it though, for once he understands(dammit.)

Rachel discovers a poster of a fat girl and is very upset. She used to know the girl, but the girl is now "dead, like Jimmy." She tells Mouth that Brooke is responsible. Mouth confronts Brooke, who does indeed confess to doing this in revenge for Rachel's scheming. Mouth is very angry, and goes out in search of other posters.

Haley and Nathan hear somebody crashing around in their apartment. It's Nathan's Uncle Cooper(last seen in that racing episode). He's introduced exactly the same way as last time: drinking a bottle of beer, and asking how much Nathan wants for the pink wall.

Debra is back, too! Karen is none too happy to see her. Keith told Karen all about Debra's  attempted murder of Dan, and now Debra's guilt will  force her to ho back to the booze and pills. I'm assuming. I 'm getting ahead of the story. Meanwhile Debra goes back to running the the diner.

Whitey wants Karen to know about Lucas' depressed state. He tells her about how he misses his dear departed wife(Camilla). Karen claims it's not the same, because Whitey had Camilla for years and years, whole she only had Keith a few weeks. Whitey says that this was partially her fault, dammit, causing Karen to slap Whitey right in the face! Oh, snap. He did this on purpose, to get  a rise out of her! To snap her put of her funk, you know.

(UNSURPRISING)PLOT TWIST! The fat girl in the photo was Rachel. She got  a lot of surgeries and stuff and transformed from "fat" into "all that." Mouth doesn't care that Rachel used to be a tubby, but he's pretty sure he would have like her then too. Mouth finally gets some Rachel action!

Spot the Sunkist(again)

Whitey's Origin Story: Lucas wants to know why he should keep on playing basketball when he feels so empty inside. He needs it to mean something. He needs a purpose...

When Whitey was a young man playing basketball the teams were segregated. The teams decided to meet in secret in the old gym and play. After a while the captains decided to mix the teams. The captain of the black team looked at Brian Durham and said "I'll take Whitey." This motivates Lucas enough to finally drop the bombshell about his heart condition.

Peyton is bummed because Pete from Fall Out Boy went back to his regular life and stopped returning her calls.  There's a dumb subplot where Haley and Nathan take a test from priest to see if they are compatible(they are not)but it doesn't matter because they tear it up.

CLIFFHANGER(S)! Lucas breaks down and tells his mother about his heart condition(finally.)He cries like a big fat baby! Mouth goes to Rachel's to profess his love, but she's with Cooper. Boo to that! Peyton doesn't need that Pete dumbass, Jake and Jenny are back!