Brooke's clothes are being modeled in a fashion show. She has used her nebulous powers as President Of The School to get Mouth out of class to assist her. His job is put glitter all over one of the sexy models. Teenagers and their problems! The woman finds Mouth adorable, and wants him to go out partying with her later on. Well, partying and AHEM other stuff. Everything's coming up Mouth, indeed.
Derek is still doing his "caring about Peyton, while pretending not to care about Peyton" schtick. He helpfully points out all the weak points in her house that psychos can use to get at her. Which is a good thing she hasn't left the place in a week.
Peyton goes back to school, but all the eyes watching her and the flashbacks to being attacked prove to be too much. Derek gives Peyton a sparring dummy, and begins to teach her boxing! Between this and her mascot testicle kicking skills, she will be unstoppable.
Nathan missed his payment to Daunte, so Nathan's debt has increased from ten grand to fifteen. Daunte has an alternate offer, though: Nathan can win the next game by less than ten points, or he can throw the game. Oh, dear!
Hey, It's Rachel! Rachel did indeed win the Maxim magazine contest, and she happily shows Brooke the issue with her photo on the cover. Mister Chavez is not too happy with Rachel signing autographs in the class, but Rachel has leverage over him, since she knows about his affair with Brooke. Chavez tells Brooke that Rachel attempted seduce him after class, but he spurned her, and Rachel turned Chavez in to the principal, resulting in his suspension. Rachel insists it was he who came on to her! Who should Brooke believe?
Debra tells her doctor a sob story about how she needs the pills to deal with her family issues, and the doctor schedules therapy. Debra steals the prescription pad when the doc's out of the room. Free drugs! The pharmacist at the drugstore knows something is up, and calls the cops after Debra physically assaults him. Nathan learns of his mother's arrest when he sees it on the news, while he's breaking into her safe to steal money. There isn't any money, btw.
Dan offers to bail Debra out on the condition that she turn control of Tric over to Karen.
Haley's babysitting gig goes wrong when the kids turn out to be monstrous brats. She takes them to the game where they throw popcorn in Haley's face. Like I said, monsters. Nathan tames the little twits by showing them how to shoot baskets. He'll be a good father! It's a shame he might be dead pretty soon.
The Ravens win the game by nine points, because Coach takes Nathan out due to worries Nathan will blow his knee put before the championship. Daunte and his hulking body guard leave without incident. Lucas has figured out what is happening, and is angry with Nathan for not confiding in him.
THE END: Brooke catches Mister Chavez boning one of the models, meaning Rachel was right. She goes him a couple shots to the face as a parting gift. And then she does the robot! Just kidding. she does not.Mouth does not party with sexy women; he goes out on a date with Gigi. Ain't they cute?
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| That's a Brooke bitch slap. It went so fast i couldn't get a better screencap. |
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